{"id":51,"date":"2008-08-08T00:53:00","date_gmt":"2008-08-08T04:53:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cedarsdigest.wordpress.com\/2008\/08\/08\/hamlet-as-if-written-only-in-facebook-new-feed-updates"},"modified":"2008-08-08T00:53:00","modified_gmt":"2008-08-08T04:53:00","slug":"hamlet-as-if-written-only-in-facebook-new-feed-updates","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/riener.us\/WP\/web\/hamlet-as-if-written-only-in-facebook-new-feed-updates\/","title":{"rendered":"Hamlet (as if written only in Facebook new feed updates)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&gt;From McSweeney&#8217;s internet tendency (those who brought you the hilarious <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mcsweeneys.net\/links\/lists\/\">lists<\/a>), comes&#8230;<br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.mcsweeneys.net\/2008\/7\/30schmelling.html\">Hamlet (Facebook News Feed Edition)<\/a><\/p>\n<p>A favorite excerpt&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The queen is worried about Ophelia.<\/p>\n<p>Ophelia loves flowers. Flowers flowers flowers flowers flowers. Oh, look, a river.<\/p>\n<p>Ophelia joined the group Maidens Who Don&#8217;t Float. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\"><img width='1' height='1' src='https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/tracker\/10439744-805605420513230070?l=cedarsdigest.blogspot.com' alt='' \/><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&gt;From McSweeney&#8217;s internet tendency (those who brought you the hilarious lists), comes&#8230;Hamlet (Facebook News Feed Edition) A favorite excerpt&#8230; The queen is worried about Ophelia. Ophelia loves flowers. Flowers flowers flowers flowers flowers. Oh, look, a river. Ophelia joined the group Maidens Who Don&#8217;t Float.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"_kad_post_classname":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-51","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-web"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Pqh9-P","jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/riener.us\/WP\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/51","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/riener.us\/WP\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/riener.us\/WP\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riener.us\/WP\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riener.us\/WP\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=51"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/riener.us\/WP\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/51\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/riener.us\/WP\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=51"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riener.us\/WP\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=51"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riener.us\/WP\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=51"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}