{"id":47,"date":"2008-07-24T03:18:00","date_gmt":"2008-07-24T07:18:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cedarsdigest.wordpress.com\/2008\/07\/24\/the-onion-predicts-the-future"},"modified":"2008-07-24T03:18:00","modified_gmt":"2008-07-24T07:18:00","slug":"the-onion-predicts-the-future","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/riener.us\/WP\/news\/the-onion-predicts-the-future\/","title":{"rendered":"The Onion predicts the future&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&gt;From January 17th, 2001, the Onion headline:<br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/content\/node\/28784\">Bush: &#8216;Our Long National Nightmare Of Peace And Prosperity Is Finally Over&#8217;<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Sadly pretty accurate.  One could look today and think &#8220;You couldn&#8217;t even make this stuff up.&#8221;  But then&#8230; someone did, just for the sake of comedy.<\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\"><img width='1' height='1' src='https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/tracker\/10439744-4914417257283153226?l=cedarsdigest.blogspot.com' alt='' \/><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&gt;From January 17th, 2001, the Onion headline:Bush: &#8216;Our Long National Nightmare Of Peace And Prosperity Is Finally Over&#8217; Sadly pretty accurate. One could look today and think &#8220;You couldn&#8217;t even make this stuff up.&#8221; But then&#8230; someone did, just for the sake of comedy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"_kad_post_classname":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[10,15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-47","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news","category-politics"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Pqh9-L","jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/riener.us\/WP\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/riener.us\/WP\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/riener.us\/WP\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riener.us\/WP\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riener.us\/WP\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=47"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/riener.us\/WP\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/riener.us\/WP\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=47"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riener.us\/WP\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=47"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riener.us\/WP\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=47"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}